Well, that was fun. I mean, slow going in the middle a bit, but that climax? Very dramatic, and with a twist ending! Good show, old man, though did you have to ham it up that much in the reveal? Shameful. Anyway, onwards and upwards, I'm sure there's at least one party in NYC on a Saturday night worth attending ( Read more... )

Yesterday, on my plane back to New York, I thought to myself. "Self," I thought, "wouldn't it be nice to just outright move to LA? Let's be practical here. All the awards shows that matter are held out here, this is the mecca of hyperindulgent celebrity culture and that's what pays our salary, and if we did want to pursue that acting thing it'd be ( Read more... )

... Hygeia, I said clean up my apartment while I was gone, not temporarily take up residence. Seriously, first person to explain all the shit that's not mine in here gets... I don't know. Most of the stuff I swiped from the spa or a spot on the guest list of some VIP party or something.

[Filtered away from Elpis]... question answered. Apartment ( Read more... )

Okay. Okay. I don't care what's gone on in the world of celebrity excess lately, Cynthia can cover all that on her own for once in her life. I'm declaring a spa week, somewhere where every staff is legally required to be at least an eight. Pseudologos, you're invited. Everyone else, not so much. And a couple of you really should be thinking of ( Read more... )

One of my fellow members of the press has a wedding coming up this weekend. Her's, that is to say, not a celebrity's or anything. And so, naturally enough, there was a bachelorette party thrown in her honor just the other day! Expertly done, of course, and I really do hope to attend more than I have been in the future. There's nothing like the sort ( Read more... )

I reall have to say, acting is nice except for the part where you have to actually listen to the director. I mean, I've had drinks with him before and he's perfectly alright, but seriously, how many useless suggestions can one person take on how to "nail" the scene? I've been doing what I do in my scene for thousands of years, I don't need a chubby ( Read more... )